Ways to Annoy WalMart

  1. Ask to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
  2. Hide in a clothes rack and when someone comes to look at the clothes yell, ‘Pick me! Pick me!’
  3. When the announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and yell, “NO! NO!!!!!!! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!!!”
  4. When a clerk asks if they can help you, start crying and say, “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?!”
  5. Walk around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the mission impossible theme.
  6. Move a “CAUTION-WET FLOOR” sign to a carpeted area.
  7. Walk up to an employee with a box of matches and ask where the explosives are located.
  8. Go to the toys section and turn on all the toys that make noise.
  9. Call them and talk about how much you like ducks and or penguins and keep asking do you know why.

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