Ways to Annoy WalMart
- Ask to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
- Hide in a clothes rack and when someone comes to look at the clothes yell, ‘Pick me! Pick me!’
- When the announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and yell, “NO! NO!!!!!!! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!!!”
- When a clerk asks if they can help you, start crying and say, “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?!”
- Walk around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the mission impossible theme.
- Move a “CAUTION-WET FLOOR” sign to a carpeted area.
- Walk up to an employee with a box of matches and ask where the explosives are located.
- Go to the toys section and turn on all the toys that make noise.
- Call them and talk about how much you like ducks and or penguins and keep asking do you know why.
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