How to be annoying.

1. Set alarms to random times.
2. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
3. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
4. Repeat every every second word word.
5. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
6. Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
7. Honk and wave to strangers.
8. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
9. Finish the 99 bottles of beer song
10. Sing the "This is the song that never ends..." song. (Ya know, Lamb Chops?)
11. Stand over some one's shoulder, mumbling, as they read
12. Shout out random numbers when someone is counting.
13. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
14. Reply to everything someone says with "prove it."
15. Ask people what gender they are.
16. Walk in a puddle then go inside a building and squeak your shoes.
17. Make random noises every time someone tries to talk.
18. Narrate someone's every move like they're the main character in a story.
19. Talk like Batman from the Dark Night.