Things To make You Think

1. If God created the world, who created God?
2. What came first, the Chicken or the Egg? If you say the egg, what created the egg? Or if you say the Chicken came first, what created the chicken?
3. Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food? There is fish flavored!
4. Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
5. Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?
6. Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
7. What's another word for thesaurus?
8. What's another word for synonym?
9. When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
10. If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
11. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
12. Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery is dead?
13. Isn't Disney World a people trap run by a mouse?
14. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
15. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?